Gnorbert the Gnerdy Gnome | A Garden Gnome with a Nose for the Books! Red Statue for Garden, Lawn, Yard, Book Shelf, Desk Decoration| Unique Novelty Gift Idea for Women, Men, Teacher, Librarian, Mom

$15.95

(as of 08/13/2019 at 18:29 UTC)

Gnorbert, the Gnerdy Gnome, is the Nerd You Need to Have Around!

He’ll watch over and protect whatever surroundings you place him in – from your garden or grass to your book collection or essential paperwork on your desk…

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Gnorbert, the Gnerdy Gnome, is the Nerd You Need to Have Around!

He’ll watch over and protect whatever surroundings you place him in – from your garden or grass to your book collection or essential paperwork on your desk. How can you possibly not trust a gnome wearing glasses and holding a stack of books? 

His story goes…

With a reference librarian mother and a mechanical engineer fa-ther, Gnorbert the Gnerdy Gnome was destined to be a nerd from birth. In fact, he was born wearing glasses – much to the consternation of his mother. But, like any rebellious youth, young Gnorbert at first resist-ed his nerdy legacy by attempting to join a number of gangs. How-ever, after being consistently turned down for not meeting the minimum height requirement, and after being picked last for dodge-ball at school every time, Gnorbert decided to embrace his nerdi-ness and apply for a library card. Gnorbert’s life would never be the same. He discovered a world of endless fantasy, thrilling adventure, and infinite universes. These days, Gnorbert always has several thick books because he is a voracious reader, and because it makes him seem taller. He enjoys the simple life and asks for only two things: that he be allowed to quietly read in the garden, and that you never, ever, under any circumstances, place him next to a girl. 

  • Set 10 inches tall x 3 inches wide and is perfect for any shelf or nightstand to inspire one’s love of reading
  • Weighs only 1 lb and is light to travel with and move around where you see fit
  • Made of durable polyresin material
  • Brings a pop of color to any space
  • Carefully crafted with intricate artistic detail
  • His cheerful demeanor makes Gnorbert the ideal gift to give for any occasion

Give Gnorbert the Gnerdy Gnome a New, Quite Place to Read in Your Garden!

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Dawn & Claire

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